Saturday, October 31, 2009
Apparently...
I of course think the sheep should be left in peace, for goodness sake. Plus it even seems like kind of a good idea, to leave the sheep out there, so that if a polar bears floats this a-way, they will have something to eat. It can be like a fastfood stop off for polar bears, who will then have the energy to get on their way back to their natural habitat.
My goal . . .
I think the most important thing in issues like this actually is to have a goal, and to feel like everyday you are making a little bit of progress towards that goal.

Friday, October 30, 2009
Razzle dazzle
Now, of course the technology has not gotten that sophisticated yet, but here in Iceland they are certainly trying their hand at the "super distracting" advertisement. Not just images of barely clad bodies--advertisers have been exploiting sex appeal for a good 60 years. No, I am talking about how much the ads are animated, for lack of a better word. It is like a powerpoint presentation or something, with the text floating in from the side, the image morphing, changing color, all within the little box that should just be a nice photo and some simple text. These are ads on websites and blogs, of course, digital media. They are especially sophisticated on visir.is and mbl.is.
It is a surecut case of razzle dazzle. And thus I include a picture of Richard Gere in his wonderful performance in Chicago of the song Give em the old razzle dazzle.

In other words, razzle dazzle is supposed to be an American thing. We invented advertising, we go for the huge banners on the sides of buildings, we insert commercials all over our television shows. And yet, in the case of these animated online advertisements, American online media is WAY BEHIND! I started noticing this a few months ago, and have been diligently double checking when I go on CNN.com or even BBC whether or not my impression is mistaken. And it is not. No where else have I seen anything like the image-dance of mbl.is and visir.is.
I was really curious as to why this might be the case. Is it just because Icelandic advertisement firms had way more money on their hands back in the good old days? Is it because Icelanders are so easily distracted that they have to have something screaming for their attention before they will look at it? Or is it just that Icelandic graphic know-how surpasses that of the U.S. and England?
Yesterday I found out the answer, and it was rather mundane. Turns out Iceland has an amazing infrastructure for highspeed internet, such that every Icelander can visit mbl.is and their connection will not bog down with the constantly changing images. In the U.S., on the other hand, plenty of people are still living with dial-up, so the media outlets have to design for lower capacity users.
While many mysteries evade me, I have at least this one is somewhat solved.
Trick or treating
B.K.I.
Problem is I can never quite get the grind right for the drip coffee when I grind it myself. It is either too course or too fine for the drip machine. And though the Ethiopian beans are not bad in the espresso drinks, it is not the same carmelly flavor one gets with espresso roast.
So the other day at the store I thought maybe I should take a lessen from the pagebook of my wonderful grandmother, and buy the kind of coffee she always bought for her drip machine, BKI. I do not remember which roast she got, but anyhow, I got medium roast and my coffee this morning is excellent.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Political ambitions
Anyhow, it is my hope that in the future, the brightest, most caring, and most informed Icelanders will get elected to office and that they will draft well-targeted, well-thought out laws. They should also be good looking, just to keep people like me interested in the election itself.
Chasing ghosts
Whether it is something I am doing wrong or not, weird ghosts keep entering the machine in relation to my kennitala at least. My address spontaneously gets changed back to the first one I had in Sandgerdi now and again, and each time I call around to find out why or how, everyone just says, "Well, it is right in our system." Now my kennitala is not coming up in the database for the menntamalaraduneyti (cultural ministry) which means I cannot apply for a grant I need to apply for.
Gaman af þessu.
Pushing away the extraneous
But yesterday I realized that is not the case. Each chapter of my dissertation stands on its own, as its own unit, having its own internal argument, its own line of reasoning and evidence. Definitely in the conclusion I will discuss how these chapters interact with one another, but I do not need to worry about that now. I just need to concentrate on one chapter at a time.´
I am not looking for the one theory that explains everything. I am looking to explain a few select facts.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Highschool philosophy teacher
One of the subjects taught in this round table format was philosophy. And the philosophy teacher was quite the cynic. He really loved to challenge all of us, basically never agreed with us about anything. I was not a big fan at first, but some of the things he taught have stayed with me better than anything I learned in any other class. For instance, when we were talking about astrology and other psuedo-scientific things, he threw down his car keys. And then, pretending to be a mystic, he said, "Ah, well, I see that my house key landed upright because there is a plumber coming to the house today, and the key to little Cindy's bike is down at the bottom because she fell off her bike yesterday." Then he picked up the keys and threw them down again, and of course the keys landed in a different configuration. And he said, "My car keys landed on top because I just got the car and am really proud of it. The house key is on the bottom because our plumbing is broken". To this day, this is how I think of astrology, and other fatalistic belief systems. The kinds of personality traits astrology points out are true, people can be emotional, people can be shy, people can be natural leaders. That they cluster together in any sort of way, or that the way they cluster is determined by the stars, is not true. We all have all of those traits, but we can pull out the ones we need to pull out when we want to pull them out. A belief in astrology helps us pull out those parts of ourselves so identified. The determining factor comes after the fact.
This blog I think is probably also a little bit for that whole Vantru crowd. Because I can choose to believe without being fooled.
Quality control
So this is one reason among many that I am hoping Iceland joins the EU. The chairs here at Arni Magnusson are pretty uncomfortable.
Forgot to mention
Anyhow, I said to her that I thought probably she should try to find another number for the boy on ja.is, because I figured Icelandic parents called around when they could not find their children.
Thankfully, that worked.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Settler narratives
When I read the Icelandic sagas, I am always expecting this sort of narrative, to be really honest. I think in fact it colors my reading. I am assuming there should be a sense of making do with limited resources, struggling against the forces of nature, prevailing. Looking upon the land as a opportunity. When I read a little sentence in Landnamabok about someone "thinking this was a good place to settle", these words become an entire image to me, of Pa Engils on his wagon basically. But then the sagas move right into the politics of it all, who the local chieftain is, who the neighbors are. I do not think politics came into Little House on the Prairie at all in the book, and only in the last few seasons of the television show.
OK, now with that little musing out of the way, I am back to reading. Áfram.
My sister
Well jeez
Alright, enough of a recap. Here is my pet theory on why this is international news worthy. Yes it has something to do with the Kreppa, certainly, because everyone has heard how broke Icelanders are: "My god, if they can't afford a MacDonald's hamburger they must really be broke!" Because even the poorest poor family in the United States can occasionally afford a burger off the dollar menu. But I think it also has something to do with the world wide attitude towards MacDonald's. MacDonald's symbolizes globalization, I mean absolutely, that is what the BigMac index is all about. (Californian's at this point will give me grief for using the jingle from In and Out there...).
So the news is treating this like revolution number 2 here in Iceland, as if Iceland is throwing off the shackles of globalization. I am not quite sure that changing the color on the packaging from orange to green really constitutes a revolution, but in another sense, I guess it does. Or it gives other countries they hope that they could do so, and that is really newsworthy. The spread of a feeling.
Monday, October 26, 2009
IMF
Anyhow, Iceland is on the IMF schedule finally, and so it should be interesting to see the outcome of that meeting. Starts the same day as the World Series, which I think officially makes October 28th it a red letter day!
Carrots

Au pair
The long hike
Now of course their example is a little bit less helpful on an intellectual basis--my dissertation is obviously my own--but I know anyhow they are people I can count on emotionally, since they certainly know what I am going through.
In the mean time other people have come into the department at UC Berkeley, and they are finishing their masters, taking their coursework, working up reading lists, and now, a couple of them that came into the program after me are actually almost ready to file their dissertations and are applying for academic jobs. Now, granted, since I already have a job, I am not quite as motivated to finish my dissertation as perhaps I should be, but still, I notice that they have "gotten ahead on the path" as it were. As if all of us are climbing up a mountain together, some people further up others further behind, and sometimes one surpassed the other and sometimes they get overtaken for a brief moment. But actually, none of that matters. What matters is that we all reach the top.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Everything OK?

The Next Generation: All good things
The funny thing is though, that sounds a lot more capitalistic and cynical than it feels in practice. In practice, all of this has a wonderful emotional dimension to it. Television shows are the way that many Americans manage to have small chat with one another over the office water cooler (because we have nothing else in common). Like the equivalent of gossiping about the neighbors, gossiping about Ross and Rachel makes people feel connected.
I have never been a big TV watcher, or a big follower of this or the other show. I did not start watching Seinfeld until season 5 I think, and then came to appreciate it through the re-runs shown in sindicate on all the cable channels. But I do remember being really excited when I heard about Star Trek: The Next Generation. First of all, I thought it was interesting they were going to pick up on a series that was more than 20 years old, usually those sorts of spin offs (like Joani loves Chachi) are done right after the fact. So I was curious (at 14 or whatever I was, always a weird one) how they were going to pull off the segue, whether or not they were going to have it look like the original or what and looked forward to the premier. Though a few Icelanders do seem to be fans of Star Trek, the original series, I am rather sure all the emotion surrounding Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future does not quite carry over here. Plus the show had a militaristic and scientific discovery bent to it, two things that are NOT big in Iceland.
I however, being rather American, liked the show immediately, though I admit I may have kept watching it because the producers had wisely included young ensign Wesley Crusher for nerdy girls like me; he was quite the cutie.
The first season tried to stick to the formula of the original, a mix of campy humor, girls in tight outfits, and weird aliens. But the show became more intellectual, smarter, more complex, more willing to grapple with tough issues and philosophical musings. I must say watching the show felt like an education.
But at the same time, the producers never lost their understanding of the emotional role they were playing in the lives of their viewers. Star Trek fans are over the top fanatic, they really love the show, love the characters. For some of them, it is their whole life. Even I would make sure to be home when a new episode was about to air.
So when the producers decided, after 7 years, to stop making the weekly shows, I think (and in fact I read an interview with one of the producers to this affect) that they felt a very sincere obligation to "leave" their fans in an appropriate way. Unlike Seinfeld or Friends, the fans of Star Trek wanted an ending that was not just sufficiently quirky or narratively neat, they wanted an ending that was appropriately intellectual.
The final episode was entitled "All Good Things....", thus the viewers had to be savvy enough to know the Shakespearian reference and fill in the rest of the quote. The episode went on from there and did not disappoint for one moment. Three enterprises from three different time periods united the past, present, and future, giving us a chance to say goodbye to old crew members and get a glimpse of what might happen to the crew were their stories to continue. This was emotionally satisfying and narratively interesting. But the producers did not stop there. They knew science fiction fans are also budding physicist and astrologers whose intellectual curiosity tends towards the scientific. And so there was an astrological anomaly threatening to destroy mankind, and Jean-Luc had to fix it (Q helped him by jumping him into different time zones).
Anyhow, that episode was so unbelievably perfect, it stays with me as one of my all time favorite television moments. Here is the last few minutes of the episode.
Unless you've seen the whole thing it might not seem very impressive, but trust me, it was.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Baby steps
Never am I more aware of how bad my Icelandic is then when I talk to a child, and they go "ha?" at every other word.
It may not be a confidence booster, but anyhow, it was a priceless little conversation, had by the way while she was going poopie. Perhaps this distraction cut down on her comprehension skills.
í tilefni dagsins

Ironically
Law of limited good
The scant folklorist evidence I have gather in Iceland over the last 30 years would suggest there was some remnant of the law of limited good when I was a kid, and then that was blown out of the water in celebratory excess by the bankerboys (everyone is calling them drengir here these days!).
It will be really interesting to see whether or not that ethic reasserts itself. I rather doubt it though, since it was always somewhat arbitrarily applied anyhow. Trees and fish did not fall under it, for instance, those resources could get used ad nauseam. And of course love should never fall under the law of limited good.
Friday, October 23, 2009
Finding a good spot
I have recently become much more of a park down the street sort of person. Because there is really no reason to go all the way to the 9th degree with getting a good parking spot. A little walk down the street never hurt anybody.
Academia
I am really overdoing the rhetoric here, because in fact neither of these things is ever said in exactly these terms. But American PhD students in the humanities are constantly warned that they may never, ever, ever get a secure job, that they may have to reconcile themselves to the fact that a PhD is absolutely not a means to a career unless they scrape one together themselves. New graduates are supposed to feel incredibly lucky to spend 5 years at a string of one year appointments all over the country teaching undergraduate composition. We are told to do everything possible to publish so that we can beat out the competition if and when the rare tenure track academic job opens up. And why might that be? Because American society does not value PhDs, especially PhDs in the humanities. Even if that is not always the case, the feeling is that we are the most expendable, the first to go, in any sort of financial crisis, because we are extra, we are baggage. But if you are in a field where new machines are invented or new medicines found, well then no matter how mediocre your PhD might have been, you will certainly get a very well paying job and live comfortably the rest of your life.
"Tippi-sk"
Bernard of Clairvaux
Still I noticed yesterday, when I was looking for a book at the Arni Magnusson Institute, how my eyes fell on the spine of one about Bernard of Clairvaux, and now tonight, when I cannot get back to sleep, I regret not having some medieval meditative philosophy to keep me company.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Detox
Yin Yang etc.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Hagia Sophia

There is a short runic inscription carved in the marble of the church there too, a lasting testament to the far flung travels of the Vikings.
Game of Chicken
One hopes humanity has developed beyond this point, huh?
The Great Gatsby
What made that novel work was the creation of a narrator who was both a part of the main story and yet in a way not. He inhabited both the role of a character and an author-narrator, and thus his observations were laced with a judgment not only of the events around him, but also of himself. Because when something like that is happening, we are all implicated.
Long nap
And I am thinking about marriage.
Before I moved to Iceland, I would have probably guessed that the range of types of marriages, in terms of the emotional dynamics, would have been the same between Iceland and California. But there are in fact fewer of the two-income career obsessed couples here in Iceland (at least amongst people I know), and also less of the "I married my best friend" type couples here.
My former brother in law was named Andy. He was married to Debbie. They were great friends. They had all the same hobbies, liked to cook the same sort of food, had the same political views. They both had important, well paying jobs, especially her, but because they had no kids, and no animals, they still had lots of time for each other. It was weird hanging out with them, because in some ways it seemed like they were an ideal couple, and in other ways it seemed awful. Because I was always a little uncomfortable with the idea that friendship was the same thing as love, and therefore the right basis for a marriage. They were lifelong roommates, as far as I could tell.
I do not know any couples like that here in Iceland. There may be a lot of things wrong with Iceland, but a lack of love is not one of them.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Trying to motivate
I know of course that it will be hard, though perhaps only someone who has actually gone through a process knows exactly how hard it can be.
Hopefully I am overestimating, and not underestimating!
Blue collar comedy tour
Anyhow, I am always tempted to make a "you might be a redneck" joke here in Iceland, and then realize no one will probably know what I am talking about. Even less so if I say, "Get 'er done."
Monday, October 19, 2009
So close and yet so far away
Martha Stewart

She always has amazingly creative ideas. Her television show features cooking and crafts, and is filmed in this amazing soft glow technique (the same they used for the television show Touched by and Angel) so that Martha always looks as nice and kind as an angel.
But in fact she is a very shrewd business woman. She runs a multimillion dollar corporation with many subsidiaries.
I was thinking about her because of the story in the news here in Iceland about Baldur Guðlaugsson who, as far as I understand it, was on the board of Landsbanki, and when he heard the bank was about to collapse, before this information became known to the general public, he quickly put his shares up for sale. And HE THINKS THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS!
Well, Martha Stewart, being a smart lady, has her money invested in lots of things, including the stock market. She owned a few stocks in a pharmaceutical company called Imclone, and when she heard through a friend, who was on the board of Imclone, that a new drug they were testing was not going to get approved (before the announcement became public) she sold her stock. She was arrested on charges of insider trading and after conviction, served 5 months in prison, then had to wear a magnetic cuff around her ankle for another 5 months at home, to monitor that she never went anywhere other than work and home. Once that was over, she had to go once a month to a probation officer for another 2 years. The funny thing is that although the stock did drop after the drug was not approved, the company has since recovered, so Martha should have just hung onto her stock and waited it out. But she didn't. She saw an opportunity and she ceased it.
The reason this sort of thing is illegal is that the person who bought the stock from Martha cannot go back to her a few days later, the way one can if one buys something from the store and it does not work right, and get a refund.
Clearly, Martha needs to come here to Iceland, not just to teach cooking and crafts, but also to share her new found appreciation for business ethics. If she came before Christmas, that would be ideal, because I need someone to decorate a Christmas tree for us at Vikingaheimar.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
The younger generation
Today I am at the Arni Magnusson Institute, doing research that would not be possible were it not for the efforts of a group of people living 300 years ago, and generations stretching back beyond that another 500 years.
Anyhow, it just got me thinking about the obligations we have to the younger generations. These are not obligations in the simple sense just to our own immediate families. They are obligations beyond that, an obligation to build upon that which has proceeded us, and to ensure that the younger generation has some sense of respect and appreciation for all the richness around them today.
I will happily take the credit
Eggs on toast
Saturday, October 17, 2009
More about Skype
But that illusion of "thereness" also has its drawbacks. Today they were talking about taking a drive to go see some mutual friends, and I got this feeling of being just as excited to see them as they were. Until I realized that was physically impossible with me being in a different country and all.
The Icelandic legal system
Last night at the franka party, us girls (who were planning on drinking) all arranged to have various men (who were not invited to the party and staying sober on a Friday night) drop us off and pick us up. This was a nice little demonstration of women's equality I would say. So, along comes Stefan to pick up Hjördís. He knows all of us, and we start chatting. He mentioned a news item, the one about the man who had broken his wife's finger as she tried to call the police for help, he was in the process of beating her up. Stefan informed us that the man had had received three years probation "ekki einu nótt í fangelsi!" even though the woman was bruised all over.*
Hjördís commented on how that was typical of Iceland, where everybody knows everybody, it is impossible to actually throw anyone in jail, if they are connected in any way to anyone important (and most people are). I chimed in that I was still really surprised no one was in jail from the whole banking disaster. In the US there is NO WAY that would be the case. Although not wanting to act too superior, I also mentioned on the other hand that with a good lawyer, a person can get out of just about anything in the US too, like the famous murder case where the lawyers argued diminished capacity and used how many twinkies the man had eaten as part of the evidence for that.
But now this morning I am thinking more generally about cultural attitudes about being judgmental. The US legal system judges that people have done something wrong, but gives people a lot of chances to explain their behavior. The Icelandic legal system seems to give people no chance what so ever to explain their behavior, and thus people sort of have to just assume they have not done anything wrong. I actually have a really crazy theory that David Oddson took on the position at Morgunblaðið just to give Icelanders some means of talking to him about his behavior, a court of public opinion in a system that does not allow a legal means to do this.
*And since I am already spouting all sorts of random thoughts this morning, I might as well mention that in linguistic performative terms, it is interesting that the topic Stefan chose to bring up during his very short step into the house was linked to the unstated nature of the feminist dynamic of the evening.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Beauty products
Library privileges
On Wednesday, I got a desk at the Arni Magnusson Institute for a few weeks, which is perhaps not such a big deal except it means I was given a key. Now I can get in there even on the weekends and afterhours (there is always a guard on duty, of course!). Which is terrific. Because one never does know when one is suddenly going to get in the mood to try to track down all the versions of Þorðar saga hreðu.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Always someone you know
In 2001, I did a small research project at the Saga Centre in Hvollsvöllur. I was especially interested in the narrated tours of the landscape referencing Njals Saga that the Centre offered (I believe they no longer do these tours, which is too bad). There were 4 guides who offered these tours, and I thought the best guide was Gunnar the priest.
Just now I realized this is the same Gunnar the priest who is being reassigned after being accused of molesting young ladies during their confirmation training.
A constant emotional roller coaster living here, I tell you what.
Compatibility
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
The best SMS ever
Just now I got a text message that my cousin Maria gave birth today to a beautiful little baby girl, and everyone is doing well.
Man on the moon
After 5 years of working at Vikingaheimar, which is partially owned by the township, I think I am finally getting to understand a thing or two about his leadership technique.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Hello Kitty
So any future cat would be safe with me.
Grey skies
Put on my long coat and my pink gloves, even a little white knit cap, before inching the door open.
Only to discover that it is in fact a perfectly nice day, no feel of frost in the air at all.
Thus here in Iceland two days can look exactly as cold from one's kitchen window, but the air temperature can be radically different. Tricky, tricky.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Good to have friends
Working on an excuse
Iceland is wonderful in that way. Anytime I am looking for an excuse to stay home, I can just look out the window and say, "Well, it is really rather windy and rainy out there."
This worked oh so very seldom in California.
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Three day weekends
Americans look forward to 3 day weekends with much anticipation, and all sorts of special events, often having nothing to do with the holiday in question, get scheduled around these long weekends. Whereas days off in Iceland seem to give everyone incentive to really enjoy being home and not go anywhere, Americans see them as the perfect time to get out of the house.*
Discoverers' Day, Presidents' Day, Labor Day, Memorial Day, Martin Luther King Day, all of these are observed on a Monday so that people get a three day weekend, and a running joke in the United States is how completely the point of the day off is ignored. A big family barbeque is perhaps not the most solemn way to observe Memorial day, for instance.
Anyhow, I of course like Discoverers' Day because of its association with Leif Eriksson Day (the timing of which has always been explained as coming BEFORE Columbus Day, despite whatever links the White House Declaration might make with Norwegian immigrants 200 years ago).
There is no Columbus Day, or Leif Eriksson Day, here in Iceland, but I think maybe next year I should try to plan a program at Vikingaheimar for October 9th, just for the heck of it.
*even going to the extreme of moving, or moving out, on said holidays, as I did once.
Cannot do without
The only thing though that I really cannot do without is a firm plan of when I will get to give my son a hug.
Gef mér ráð fyrir
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Nobel Peace Prize
This morning, Michelle and I awoke to some surprising and humbling news. At 6 a.m., we received word that I'd been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009.
To be honest, I do not feel that I deserve to be in the company of so many of the transformative figures who've been honored by this prize -- men and women who've inspired me and inspired the entire world through their courageous pursuit of peace.
But I also know that throughout history the Nobel Peace Prize has not just been used to honor specific achievement; it's also been used as a means to give momentum to a set of causes.
That is why I've said that I will accept this award as a call to action, a call for all nations and all peoples to confront the common challenges of the 21st century. These challenges won't all be met during my presidency, or even my lifetime. But I know these challenges can be met so long as it's recognized that they will not be met by one person or one nation alone.
This award -- and the call to action that comes with it -- does not belong simply to me or my administration; it belongs to all people around the world who have fought for justice and for peace. And most of all, it belongs to you, the men and women of America, who have dared to hope and have worked so hard to make our world a little better.
So today we humbly recommit to the important work that we've begun together. I'm grateful that you've stood with me thus far, and I'm honored to continue our vital work in the years to come.
Thank you,
President Barack Obama
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Pizza
Friday, October 9, 2009
Quite ready to work with me!
Office hour
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Cinnamon Crispas.
One slight disadvantage
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Museums and democracy
Even without a proper conference center....
The Statue of Liberty
The New Colossus
By Emma Lazarus, 1883
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Or even more foundational, something else we all memorize in school, the Declaration of Independence.*
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creatorwith certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
Not that either image is right, but the truth lies closer to the middle.
*The part most kids have to memorize begins with "We hold these truths to be self-evident".



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